urban dictionary

Instructions: Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

TRY THIS :)

1. YOUR NAME: Kristina

A name from the root 'Kristin', or from the original 'Christina' with a different spelling. Meaning: Child of Christ, Follower of Christ. (this one's true!) I think I'll name her Kristina.

an amazingly cool person that's kinda freaky but loves life and is always is up for "anything" people refer to her as a slut (*woah!) but really she's just having fun.

2. AGE: eighteen - 18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
(whatever!)

The day your life officially ends.

The fake age of majority. Face it, you're a child until you're 21. ( i agree with this)

3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: TRIXIE

Speed Racer's hot girlfriend. (BEZ!!!! hahahaah!)

4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? : READING

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content. (whaaat!?)

5. FAVORITE COLOR: BLUE

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

(OOOOOOKKKKAAAAAAAYY????)


6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.(may masabi lang ata toH?)
8 is symbolic of eternity.(yun yun eh!)

7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: DECEMBER

The month in which the hottest women are born. (*ehem)

The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last. (awts.)

1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system. 2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety. 3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.(nyih?!)

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: PAOLO

the coolest haitian gangsta every. also good 4 the female body. extremely healthy n satisfying.(ahahaha! pao!!!!) 1. (v)doing or saying something something incredibly gay, annoying and/or stupid or making up a gigantic load of bullshit and telling everybody that it's true. -paolo -paolo'ed -paoloing 2. (n)the act of paoloing somebody else 3. (n) one who dates and/or flirts with only the ugliest of asian girls/boys (otherwise known as dinosaurs) and attempts to convince everybody that she/he is hot. (sama naman nito!)

9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: KIT

Acronym for "keep in touch"

(huh?)

1. n. a bad person who single handedly balances out the goodness in the world.( XD )
2. n. someone who is unjustly enriched at the expense of others, or is undeservingly fortunate in all aspects of life except with regards to facial feature arrangements.(*woah!!!)



this one's funny!